WARNING: the following are reprinted from alt.tasteless and are indeed completely and utterly devoid of taste. this is intended to be amusing. if you are likely to be offended, please read no further.
Men too can get yeast infections on the counterproductive organ, especially if he has a good sized foreskin. Yeast infections love these nobby hide-outs. It's warm, it's moist, and there's a lot of smegma to thrive on. Yeast infections usually shows up after some days of hefty wanking and dubious hygiene as a reddish-radish. If you're not a spoil sport and start washing the glans with hospital soap, you can watch as the rash turns into little red sores that'll itch more and more. Before good soap was invented the cure was to hold the foreskin closed when pissing until it was bloated with piss as a frog's airbag is bloated with air, then let fly all over yourself and the toilet. Stuff in the urine should then clean out the yeast.
Male yeast infections: For the biggest effect do the Macbeth routine and wash your nob hysterically so it's gets completely dried out and itchy for some time, until the body responds and produces vast amounts of smegma to get the balance right again. This is good, but if you relentlessly roll the foreskin back and forth while you fondle the back of your testicles with your left hand, some sticky stuff will suddenly come out. Smear this on the sore covered nob, and repeat until all skin has been peeled of the radish.
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